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Night Profile by Jen McNeely

SEXCETERA: Rookie Party from Hell
New Love, Sex and Scandal with advice from MJ

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Weekend Ideas

Weekend Ideas

Don't end your night with a hot dog, but I do recommend 7/11 as a good venue to conduct sociological 2AM experiments.

The patio at Sweaty Betty's last night was a jungle gym of tangled limbs and bodies. You were either sitting  down three inches away from someone's bum or standing up drizzling beer on someone's back. I'm sure everyone was removing themselves from stiflingly hot apartments to find a cool patio – but it started to feel utterly uncivilized when I had to do straddles over chairs and lunges over short girls to trek to the washroom. A sweaty game of twister it was.

Ship Disturbers

Ship Disturbers

A reading series about young women who aren't afraid to rock the boat.

Bound to entice: Shedoesthecity is proud to host an evening of readings by Globe and Mail Style Editor, Sheree-Lee Olson and Globe and Mail Life Columnist, Claudia Dey from their respective new novels, Sailor Girl and Stunt.

Counter Culture

Imports vs. Domestics

Imports vs. Domestics

While we’ve busied ourselves arguing over – and in some particularly pathetic cases, donning the t-shirts – Team Jolie versus Team Aniston, sexiest woman alive Angelina Jolie has slowly but surely imported a football team sized family of reinforcements. With the sexiest man (if you dig men prettier than you are) casually strewn off her tattooed arm, Brangelina is set on world takeover.

Tell Me Your Story

STRENGTH – A Fundraiser to End Breast Cancer

STRENGTH – A Fundraiser to End Breast Cancer

Celebrating the life of Jackie Kirsh 

by Jen McNeely

If Jackie Kirsh was alive today, she would be forty years old, probably running a successful publicity company based out of 401 Richmond, still living in the Annex, and jamming in a girl punk band on the weekends. Tragically, Jackie passed away shortly after her thirtieth birthday, after battling out breast cancer for three years. 

Shedoesthecity is a site that is fun and entertaining. Second to that it’s a resource for adventure around Toronto, but in every vein it is a tool for young women. I think it’s very important to recognize that cancer is not reserved for women post fifty years old, and we all need to be very conscientious and aware that it can affect us, our family members and friends. 

After learning about Jackie’s life, I quickly connected with her personality and spirit and immediately recognized that she embodied the qualities of most of our readers; tenacious, adventurous, hard working with an incredible zest for life.  

In Video

Breakin' and Poppin'

SDTC Finishing School

Showers

Showers

by Karen Cleveland
My thoughts on wedding showers are brief. To be plain, I’m not a big fan of them in the traditional sense: my blood pressure skyrockets when I think of a community hall basement, decorated in pink with the little wife-to-be getting outfitting with all of her housewares. The feminist in me dies a little with each of these showers that I attend (but I do attend them, nevertheless).

Cyber Stalker

eatPES – Home of the Twisted Films of PES

Why we like: Today hasn’t been just your average “bad day” where you’re tampon exceeded its ‘soak limit’ and you leak all over your office chair. This bad day was much more dramatic and filled with way more gore. Well orchestrated from start to finish, there wasn’t a single component that went according to plan. Mom’s boyfriend polished off all the berries for my daily yogurt, granola and berry breakfast. I straightened my locks after Dear Franky Flowers reports humidity on Breakfast Television. Forgot more than a handful of work-related deadlines. Fought with my Father…then the boyfriend. And following both feuds, I stained my new sundress with blood after picking a hangnail on my thumb. Yes, it’s like a massive Mac truck was gunning it down the freeway, and took me by behind.  Gorey enough? The only glimmer of light, was my fresh new finding of the week – yes ladies, eatPES is the remedy for any ghastly, dreadful, horrifying day. 

What you’ll find there: Ingenius and unpredictable animated films that keep you interested and amused from intro to outro. Whether you are enduring a painful day or a stressful week, or you’re one of those perfect bitches that get everything right – eatPES takes your mind off everything and soothes the soul with a smile, or two.  

Where in the world: Big Hint. Ian Ziering and Tori Spelling. 90210. 

In a nutshell: A quick mental-relief remedy to be used in conjunction with other related tasks such as Yoga, meditation and deep breathing.  Give your anxiety a vacation and watch pointless videos of human skateboarding, spaghetti made from childhood craft materials and lazyboy chair porn. Go on, show off those pearly whites.

http://www.eatpes.com

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Extreme Sports Nausea

67% would rather ride a roller coaster after binging on Cuban food than go rock climbing with a hangover.

Top 5

odd satisfactions

odd satisfactions

  1. Picking a scab
  2. Smelling markers
  3. Smelling gas in a parking lot
  4. Puddle stomping
  5. Popping zits

Recent Grad

“I find you very attractive”: From graduate to The Graduate

“I find you very attractive”: From graduate to The Graduate

With university convocation comes relief, some tears and one big “Phew! I made it!” It also brings moments like the one I encountered this past weekend, while attending my friend’s birthday party, in which I introduced myself and was met with “Oh, Scott mentioned you were coming, the older girl, right?” Enter the younger guy. Not significantly younger; I am an October baby after all, but young enough to make you feel indignant when he interjects, “You mean, what did she take at university”. It was only two three months ago!

T'was Said

Pickle Job

“This pickle tastes like a rim job”
“Maybe the Polish cook had it up his ass before serving to you.”

- 30 something couple at restaurant on Roncesvalles

Twin History

”Are you the twin I know, or the twin I don’t know?”

- 29 year old guy attempting to establish which sister he has history with at Sweaty Betty’s

Kinky Sex Story

“So, did he eat the poo off the spoon or did she?”

- 21 year old girl trying to understand a very twisted kinky sex story on Beaconsfield Patio

Dine and Dish

The All nyood Revue

The All nyood Revue

by Julie Reitsma
Chandelier-filled and Baroque inspired, nyood opens up wide onto West Queen West, inviting passers by to gaze at the whimsical Commute-conceived interior. With walls made of tree trunks, and sliding panels that reveal bottle upon bottle of wine, the almost-on-the-street design offers pedestrians an opportunity to salivate and sniff at the edibles being consumed by the mostly out of neighbourhood customers, who have come down from lofty heights for a walk on the “hip” side.

French Kiss

Aller Faire un Pique-nique!

Aller Faire un Pique-nique!

Is there anything more parfait than un délicieux pique-nique au parc in the summer? Non.

Now is the time of year when you can get outside and enjoy le dejeuner sur l’herbe or a late night repas under the stars. Whether you want to dress in a full skirt and carry a beautiful vintage picnic basket or just throw on ripped jeans and tote around some sandwiches, make a date to have a leisurely meal outdoors with someone you adore.

Herstory

Empress Theodora (c. 497-548)

Empress Theodora (c. 497-548)

by Bea Wayne

Why We Should Care: Empress Theodora became one of the greatest rulers of the Byzantine Empire, despite growing up an orphaned peasant girl in Constantinople. She worked variously as a dancer, an actress and a wool spinner until her incredible beauty caught the eye of Justinian, the emperor’s nephew. The ottoman equivalent to Wallis Simpson, Theodora convinced Justinian to change the law that prohibited marriage across classes, and soon she and Justinian were crowned empress and emperor of the Byzantine Empire. More than a skilled social climber, Theodora was a highly intelligent and influential ruler, who instituted incredibly important reforms for women and children.

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Toy Kitchen

Q: Where is this?

A: Egg. A curious new store in Kensington.