Dance Cave

by Haley Cullingham
This one takes me back: swilling cheap beer and doing it in bathroom stalls, getting stared down by angry bartenders and rubbed on by randoms, demanding the surly DJ play your song and making out on the dance floor with someone you'll never see again. Everyone over the age of 19 has their debaucherous Dance Cave story, whether it's being so drunk you fall down the slippery stairs, barfing on the bar on your birthday, or waiting by the coat-check for a friend who has disappeared, only to catch him giving a blow job in the men's room. Whether you haven't been in years or you still go every weekend, this is the best place in the city to dance like a drunk maniac, kiss everyone within arm's reach, party with the pajama man, and demand tequila shots from the overworked bar staff. read more...

A manifesto dedicated to releasing the reluctant bisexual.
by Radcliffe U. Hall

Angelina Jolie, Pink and the chick that played Marcia Brady. All of these women have something in common. They are all non-practicing bisexuals. Or, more specifically, they are retired. I know people believe that sexuality is “fluid” but you have to draw the line somewhere, like how would you react if Charo said she was a non-practicing Mexican? When a sexy girl announces that she is a bisexual but then fails to show adequate proof, it is like dangling a sexy cookie in the face of all lesbians. read more...