Boy Diary

October 8th

Wed, 8 Oct 2008 09:20:48 -0700

Dear Diary,
So far, so good! I've been home from Portugal for a couple of weeks now, and I have yet to break my vow to abstain from sex until in a relationship. I have to admit, it hasn't been easy. My commitment to this vow was put to the test my first weekend back. Buttercup and I went to Supermarket in Kensington to catch up. She had been traveling with me for the first stint of my two months traveling, and had yet to heard about my night of double pleasure with the Australian boys.

My "European Adventures" Come to an End...

Little Miss X-Rated — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:50:07 -0700

Last time I wrote, I'd had a crazy couple of nights in The Algarve...but you only heard the half of it! The morning after my "oral threesome" with the two Aussie guys, I woke up in bed with only one of them: L. My head was still spinning from the previous night's partying, so I went to the washroom to rehydrate. On my way back to bed, the OTHER guy, M., called me from his bed, and asked me to come cuddle. I wasn't feeling my best, and got up each hour to dry-heave down the hall from their adjoining rooms. They boys basically took turns calling me to their beds. While M. would stroke my hair and rub my back, L. would practically dry hump me.

Euro Adventures Cont...

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:13:59 -0700

Dear Diary,
After my vow to avoid men for the remainder of my time in Lagos, I started hanging out with M. He was Australian, and worked in the restaurant where I ate brunch every day. He would come and visit me while I was working at the bar at night, and some evenings we'd go for dinner together with his friends. He invited me to his 25th Birthday party, which was going to be on a big boat that they'd rented out for the day. The party wasn't for a week, and in the meantime, M was making it quite obvious that he liked me.

Even More European Adventures!

Fri, 5 Sep 2008 08:59:45 -0700

Last time I wrote I had just returned to The Algarve...alone...and was trying to work up the nerve to go into a bar by myself. Well, I finally did. The bar was called The Camel, and I went in because I'd remembered that the bartender there was really cute. I sat down at the bar and we started to chat. I tell him I'll be staying for a month and he offers me a job. The next night I start bartending with him. His name was Tom, he was 23, a Brit, and was just about to start Law School. When I found out that he was also funny and liked all the same music as me...well, I was definitely lusting.

More European Adventures!

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:33:54 -0700

Dear Diary,
I'm in the Algarve right now, having finished my two week trip with Buttercup to Lagos, London and Barcelona, but so far I've only written about my first stop. When we arrived in London, Buttercup went to stay with her sister, while I stayed with K-Starr, who moved there a few weeks ago from Toronto. On our second night we went to a bar called 'The Macbeth'. It was full of transvestites and men in super tight jeans, so were were relieved when two super cute and tall guys walked in and sat across from us. They stared at us for about half an hour. When they finally walked over to the bar, we made our move and followed.

EUROPEAN ADVENTURES!

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:58:43 -0700

Dear Diary,

Sorry I haven't written in so long-but I've been in Europe! Let me catch you up on my sexy adventures so far...

July 14th, 2008

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:39:01 -0700

Dear Diary,

Things with the 21-year-old from work have been heating up. We spent another night out bar hopping, this time in the gaybourhood. My new male companion is quite the pretty boy, and was drawing a lot of attention from men, who’d constantly come up to him to ask if he was gay, or there with me? We followed the evening by a nice long walk… to a parking lot. Pretty Boy drives our work’s production van, which also makes for a convenient motel on wheels. We hopped in and folded down the seats to make some room to properly maneuver. We had sex…twice…and it was steamy.

July 8th, 2008

Little Miss X-Rated — Tue, 8 Jul 2008 14:31:06 -0700

Dear Diary,
So it seems my hopes to lock up the naughty chapter of my diary and starting fresh has gone amiss. I’ve reformed to my old ways, and so I’m back to write down every juicy detail. It started when I decided I needed a crush to distract me from my ex. I’d been going to a weekly pub trivia night with friends, and directed the focus of my crushing on the adorable Quizmaster.

June 24, 2008

Little Miss X-Rated — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:52:12 -0700

Dear Diary,

A sexy rocker once said, “It’s better to burn out than fade away”. Well, when it comes to relationships, I tend to take the opposite approach. I have a talent for dragging things out with a guy well beyond our expiration date, grasping at any hope that if we just try a little longer, we can make it work. This is until, of course, it has been dragged through the mud so long that the relationship is left totally lifeless.

June 2, 2008

Mon, 2 Jun 2008 09:29:58 -0700

Dear Diary,

I just got home from the most anticipated chick flick of the year. Of course I mean Sex And The City: The Movie. It was a week ago that things ended with Matt, formerly known as Mr. X, and this movie seemed the perfect way to start my first weekend of being single… yet again.

I loved every second of it. The movie, that is. The thought of things being done with Matt feels like a knot in my gut that is starting to loosen, but won’t go away. I also bawled my eyes out – during the movie and over him. As I walked out of the theatre I couldn’t help wondering, could Mr. X have been my Mr. Big?