What if we told you that you that you can win 6 months of FREE PIZZA by ditching your lousy boyfriend?

No, this isn’t a dream or a joke. It’s real. It’s delicious. And, it’s part of Pizza Hut’s super cool Valentine’s Day campaign to replace bad relationships with pizza.

Do you even like your man, or are you just with him out of boredom? Is he jealous and possessive? Meek and insecure? Does it take him hours to respond to your very witty text with a single “lol?” #Basic

If that’s the case, Pizza Hut is encouraging you to get to the crust of the matter (sorry, couldn’t help ourselves) and dump his sorry ass! Then, share your breakup story online using the hash #BreakUp4Pizza for a chance to win PIZZAAAAA!

Still not convinced, just think about it:

-pizza will never break your heart, get jealous, or leave you stranded at a foreign airport without your wallet (happened to a friend….)

-pizza is always there for you. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

-pizza INTENTIONALLY smells like cheese

In the words of Fefe Dobson, bye bye, boyfriend!

CONTEST!

Win the gift of pizza for 6 months AKA a $500 Pizza Hut gift card AKA the greatest prize on earth.

Enter by tweeting us (@shedoesthecity) your favourite/best break up line with hashtag #BreakUp4Pizza.

Here are some examples:

Hey @shedoesthecity, I just need more time for me. And pizza. #BreakUp4Pizza

Hi @shedoesthecity, pizza is the only love triangle I want! #BreakUp4Pizza

Sorry, I met someone else. It was love at first bite. #BreakUp4Pizza @shedoesthecity

Contest is open to Canadian residents only. Winner will be announced on February 25th, 2015.

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