Madonna

A manifesto dedicated to releasing the reluctant bisexual.
by Radcliffe U. Hall

Angelina Jolie, Pink and the chick that played Marcia Brady. All of these women have something in common. They are all non-practicing bisexuals. Or, more specifically, they are retired. I know people believe that sexuality is “fluid” but you have to draw the line somewhere, like how would you react if Charo said she was a non-practicing Mexican? When a sexy girl announces that she is a bisexual but then fails to show adequate proof, it is like dangling a sexy cookie in the face of all lesbians. read more...

Maybe it’s the orange mystery punch that makes your legs tingle, but there’s something spookily superb about Halloween. Just when nothing seemed scarier than your Thanksgiving leftover family rage, this wicked rules-free slutfest reminds us mere mortals how holidays should be: drug-fuelled, full-mooned (you know what I mean), novelty costume-clad and drenched in fake blood. And what’s even creepier than your Lindsay Lohan costume? This week’s 13 celebrity truths scarier than any spooky Halloween story… read more...