discovery of the week: It’s OK. It’s OK if your kitchen looks like three arena rock star bands lived in it for three months. It’s OK. Some things are just more important–like your little 9-month-old girl discovering your giant plumbers crack as you bend over to pick up the two million toys on the floor. It’s OK if you can’t remember the last time you shaved your legs. I swear I can still be a MILF with hairy legs. At least my husband says so. Some things are more important. Like that wicked little giggle of hers that you could record and play back in times of distress; or her wobbly little knees trying to make their way across the floor. Damn her skin is so smooth and perfect and her legs—well of course they’re hair-less. As she gets more perfect and flawless by the second, you get more well more, ‘mom’ like. S#*&T, F*&K! I can’t believe I just said that. Someone take me to the spa, the salon or even better to MILF bootcamp ASAP.