Special Sex Report

The De-Evolution of Relationships

Wed, 1 Oct 2008 10:35:17 -0700

Admit it: we’ve all had those moments when we’ve looked across the bar, locked eyes with a cute guy, and the next thing you know, the two of you are laughing and chatting together in a dark corner somewhere. Things look like they’re going really well…except for the fact that you’ve got Relationship Boy at home, waiting for you. To you, it could all be harmless flirting, but what would RB do if he knew about your flirtations?

Perverts Eyeball For Fly by Pussy

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:58:49 -0700

by Keri O’Meara
Labour Day has passed and so summer is officially over. Soon we will have to put away our gladiator sandals and vintage summer dresses. Barbeques will be covered, patios will close, and jackets will be taken out of the closet. Most tragic, for me, at the end of this season is storing my bike away in the garage. But my mother told me there is a silver lining to every cloud. And so, as I spend the last weeks with my trusty, rusty friend, I celebrate that soon I will no longer have to deal with nasty people trying to get a glimpse of what’s under my skirt as I ride past them.

House of Lancaster: Tales from the Inside

Fri, 5 Sep 2008 13:51:19 -0700

I have bartended on Queen West, in the Annex, and in a faux-lodge sports bar in North Bay. I also volunteer several times a week at the Centre for Addiction and Mental Health. In short, I have seen a variety of people in a plethora of levels of sobriety. Since April I have been sparsely employed and mostly living off of my illegal alien boyfriend who has a knack for scoring odd jobs. It was nice to be unemployed over the summer but it started to get old about two weeks ago.

NIGHTMARE DATE: Govinda... go fuck yourself!

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:53:49 -0700

By Annika
While shaking my proverbial junk on the make-out floor at my usual dive bar, I met Rocky. Not handsome, but he did exude a bad boy, 'I’ll-bang-you-good' kind of vibe. That paired with his terrible posture and large stack of possible Cosmo and Strawberry Daiquiri money, I was sold.

Aradia Fitness

Jen — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:08:04 -0700

Dancer Shamarra Cadogan shows off her moves, and we are impressed.

Crawl, crawl, crawl to the mirror
Arch your back
Toss your hair
Slap your ass
Touch your body
NOW FIREMAN!
Bend back
Yessssssssss! Here we go now.

THE HIV TEST

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 09:56:39 -0700

It was an episode of “Beverly Hills 90210” that convinced me I was HIV positive.

You know, the episode starring the older brother from Blossom, who plays a dude dying from AIDS, at the hospice where Kelly volunteers. I’m not sure why I took the episode so personally, but something about it triggered something in my mind. Probably the fact that I was twenty nine and had never had an HIV test in my life. And subsequently, I become a women possessed.

Your Pleasure = Her Pleasure

Jen — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:42:44 -0700

When you think of the brand Trojan, what comes to mind?

I personally think of a Roman soldier bending me over a chariot in the hippodrome furious that he lost his gladiator battle and taking his 100BC fury out on my non-existent hymen.

Anal Sex

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:34:30 -0700

For some, anal sex is incredibly scary, for others disgusting while some the preferred kind of penetration because it feels oh yeah...ohhhhh yeah, OMG, oh so good.

Here are some quick tips for a backside brew-ha-ha that will offer minus on the mess (I'll let you guess what that's all about), and plus for pleasure

5 Year Anniversary

Jen — Fri, 4 Jul 2008 14:33:30 -0700

What does marriage mean?

When a couple decides to get married, is it to validate their love for one another? A mark of adulthood? Or perhaps to put their parents at ease? Simply a box on the list to check off as, yep DONE THAT?

And what really happens a few years after a marriage? Do we feel more calm and secure? Or positively claustrophobic?

Having a Threesome

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:00:00 -0700

It was a premeditated sexual experiment at the age of twenty two. Dirty, raw, slutty and wonderful. The best thing about it, was that no emotions got tangled – we all did it to try it, and I will never regret as it made me feel absolutely unrestrained, animalistic and like a hot porno star; and for many, this opportunity doesn’t happen quite that easily once you are in a solid relationship, co-existence, married or hung up.