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How to bed a friend (and not get hurt)

by Kristen Klempert Call them friends with benefits, bene-friends, or even booty calls, casual more-than-friend relationships can be easy ways to endure the pleasure droughts that come between relationships. But as fabulous and convenient as they may sound, friends with benefit relationship can bruise friendships, egos, and emotions just like traditional relationships if you’re not… Read More »

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Not Kill Yourself on Valentine’s Day

A Minute-by-Minute Guide to Single Survival, by Sarah Nicole Prickett. 7:00 a.m. Wake up. Alone. Hit snooze. 7:10 a.m. Wake up again. Still alone. Hit snooze. 7:20 a.m. Wake up again. Ask cat to make you coffee. 7:50 a.m. No coffee. What the hell, cat? Hope you have enough change for Starbucks. 8:00 a.m. Cry… Read More »

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get the hell over him, already

by Sarah Nicole 1. Delete him from your life. Cell phone, email contact list, even Facebook. No. Especially Facebook. When you’re obsessively refreshing his profile page, what exactly do you think you’re waiting for? The status update that says “[insert name here] is a bottomless pit of misery without the one true love of his… Read More »

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Sleep With Your Professor

by Sarah Nicole Is there a wetter co-ed dream than the illicit teacher-student liaison? Who hasn’t spent at least one lecture hour fantasizing about getting private oral instruction from her dreamy night class instructor? It’s delicious, in part, because it seems totally unattainable. Not so. You’re young, you’re hot, you want it? You’ve got it.… Read More »

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TAKE HIS GIFT

by Sarah Nicole Expecting something under the tree from your spouse/partner/significant (or not so significant) other? Here’s how to take it. Lingerie. Did you ASK for a rhinestone g-string? A red vinyl corset? A pair of circulation-eliminating garters? No? Well, then, no need to say thank you. After all, tacky fetish-wear (unless it’s your fetish… Read More »

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pickup sans pickup lines

by Sarah Nicole In the quest for modern lovin’, you can do one of two things. You can put on your highest heels and your hardest-partying dress, go sit pretty in the corner of your local meet market, and make eyes at Mr. Not Totally Wrong. After waiting half the night for him to notice,… Read More »

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