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FACEBOOK EX-TD

I knew the best solution was to go cold turkey, but the thought of (A) having enough willpower to stay away from his profile or (B) deleting him off my friends list altogether, both felt unattainable. In the end I settled on (C) – do absolutely nothing and wait for Ex to make the next… Read More »

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THE I-WANT-PASSION-BUT-I'M-TOO-DAMN-LAZY RELAPSE

When I got home from my weekend away we had THE TALK. You know, that cliché talk you have when your relationship feels like the moldy bread you’ve been keeping on top of the fridge because you’re too intrigued to throw it out (“I wonder what new shades of fuzzy green will emerge this week!”).

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ADVENTURE ALLERGIES PART III

So when Goddess shows up and divulges her nickname back in Montreal as “Three-Drink Lesbian”, what can I do but try to control my racing heartbeat and motion the waiter over to bring us another round?

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ADVENTURE ALLERGIES PART II

A few weeks ago I posted regarding my Adventure Allergies, a.k.a. my inability to “go with the flow” and enjoy the sexual pleasures life brings my way without feeling the need to control them. I’m back to give hope to other women who suffer from this Allergy by reporting not just one but TWO major… Read More »

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FAKE-IT-FLU

I don’t fake orgasms with my current beau because I did it enough in my last relationship to know it’s a really bad idea (“Are you there yet? Well are you almost there yet? Hmmmm, what if I slap your pussy – you sounded like you loooooooved that last time!”) But tonight when my man… Read More »

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MOTHER-IN-LAW PLAGUE

I truly do love my boyfriend’s mom like she was my own, but sometimes when we’re visiting I have an uncontrollable urge to down all the Tylenols in the house and sit quietly on the couch, waiting for nature to take its course.

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