Toronto party promoter and planner Matt Sims’s duo of devilish parties this Saturday night have us shaking in our booooooots (sorry, couldn’t resist). Why? Because he’s offering a choose-your-own-adventure of Halloween party nights between a funeral home and a movie-themed party house!

Dancing the night away in an abandoned funeral home: CREEPY! Hey Rebel Devil’s Night at the former Washington & Johnson Funeral Home, 717 Queen St. E., 9:30 pm to 5 am.
Admittedly, we’re pretty creeped out at the thought of spending a night partying away in a funeral home, and contemplating all the terrifying situations we might stumble into, but IT’S HALLOWEEN and we want to be scared! Dance till you’re UNdead with free glow sticks, fake blood, and DJs spinning in coffin booths – with special guest DJs Zed’s Dead and more. $5 for the first 50 people and $15 after, with cheap beer all night.

Doing the time warp at The Barn on Church St. I Know What You Did Last Saturday at the Barn, 418 Church St., 10 pm to 3 am.
Church Street is always the best place to see and be seen in the city on Halloween, and in the spirit of All Hallow’s Eve, the Barn will be transformed into a movie-themed party house on three floors. We’re especially excited for the Hot Mess DJs’ Rocky Horror Picture Show party on the third floor – time warp, anyone? $5 ALL NIGHT and $2 drinks before 11:30 pm.

– Caitlyn Holroyd