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odd satisfactions
Submitted by Jen on Tue, 07/22/2008 - 14:21.
One:
Picking a scab
Two:
Smelling markers
Three:
Smelling gas in a parking lot
Four:
Puddle stomping
Five:
Popping zits
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ways to dress like a superhero
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 07/21/2008 - 08:20.
One:
CAPE!
Two:
Outrageous eye makeup or monocle
Three:
Parrot or talking monkey on shoulder
Four:
Flashing lights or adjustable tail
Five:
Malleable smile
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forgotten talking toys
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 09:58.
One:
Teddy Ruxpin
Two:
Cricket
Three:
Peewee Herman Doll
Four:
Jill the talking doll
Five:
1960’s Chatty Cathy
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Superheroes we wouldn’t mind shagging
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 07/16/2008 - 09:20.
One:
James Bond (come on, he’s a superhero of sorts)
Two:
Batman – give it to me in your bat cave
Three:
Wolverine (YES – most definitely)
Four:
Superman…take me higher and higher
Five:
Spiderman…tangle me in your web of desire
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SUMMER FOODS
Submitted by Jen on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 09:35.
One:
Ceviche at Julie's
Two:
Gelato from Dolce
Three:
BBQ - get da' meat from Healthy Butcher
Four:
Iced Lemonade - McCain Pink will do the trick
Five:
3 a.m. Streetmeat - the closest pit stop from your drinking hole
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hair icons
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 09:40.
One:
Brigitte Bardot
Two:
Jackie Kennedy
Three:
Cleopatra
Four:
Twiggy Pixie Cut, revived by Winona in the 90's
Five:
Farah Fawcett
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weird childhood songs
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 08:59.
One:
When you are driving in your chevy...
Two:
Hey there operator, please give me number nine....
Three:
There were husbands and wives little children lost their lives...
Four:
Ring around the rosey....
Five:
Stab a knife in your back let the blood run down........
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ways to feel sporty even if you aren’t
Submitted by Jen on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 08:52.
One:
Get mud sloshed on your legs while biking
Two:
Wear a tennis uniform avec racquet around town
Three:
Get one of those leg braces and say you pulled your knee while trapezing
Four:
When you get a small cut, tell everyone about it with gusto
Five:
Swap coffee for POWERADE while you file at the office
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WAYS TO KILL A COCKROACH IN YOUR KITCHEN
Submitted by haleyc on Tue, 07/08/2008 - 08:46.
One:
Havaianas Flip Flops
Two:
A can of raid, dishwashing gloves, and pure adrenaline
Three:
Trap it in the sink and eat out for the next 4 days
Four:
Empty beer bottle, empty wine bottle, empty vodka bottle (all at once, thrown from a distance)
Five:
Have a boy come over and do it.
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dorky things couple’s do
Submitted by Jen on Mon, 07/07/2008 - 10:08.
One:
Wear the same shorts
Two:
“Babe, I want that.”, “Then let’s get it babe!” “Thanks babe, I love you.”
Three:
No talking baby voices at work, people can hear your ludricacy, and it’s not funny for others.
Four:
Dancing to commercial jingles
Five:
Making faces in the mirror together, pretending to be f*cked up Christmas cards
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