WAYS TO KILL A COCKROACH IN YOUR KITCHEN

One:
Havaianas Flip Flops
Two:
A can of raid, dishwashing gloves, and pure adrenaline
Three:
Trap it in the sink and eat out for the next 4 days
Four:
Empty beer bottle, empty wine bottle, empty vodka bottle (all at once, thrown from a distance)
Five:
Have a boy come over and do it.
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