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75% of you would rather have a goat attack your shirt at Marineland than have some dude crack an egg on your head as some demented joke.

67% would rather ride a roller coaster after binging on Cuban food than go rock climbing with a hangover.

80% of you would rather wander around a crowded patio unaware that you have a giant red leak through your tight white shorts than get a horrendous haircut that makes you cry.

57% of you would rather sail around the sky in a giant blimp with Alfred Hitchcock than have Bat Man rescue you falling from a skyscraper.

80% of you would rather furnish your house entirely with items from IKEA than with items found on the street.

60% would rather hit up the Sandbanks beaches with apple juice and the Saturday Globe than attend a wine and oyster pairing party.

83% would rather be a buyer at Bergdorf Goodman in NYC than a physician at Sick Kids.

60% of you would rather be handed a certificate to the spa and told to leave work because you are ‘too tired’ than be be told that you are a hugely valued employee and asked to stay at work late.

67% would rather kiss another girl out the window of a moving car, a la supermodel Uschi Obermeier in Eight Miles High than sweat fresh to death in NYC, a la Luke Shapiro in The Wackness.