INCONCEIVABLE, no…..TRUTH! And now you know what you are doing every Saturday here until denim jacket weather time.

MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!” It was Fred Savage’s favourite bedtime story and The Princess Bride was our number one slumber party rental. From the six fingered man to Andre The Giant climbing the Cliffs of Insanity and handsome Westley getting mauled by a warthog: this is the perfect way to reminisce your pre-pubescent days munching popcorn on the pull-out. Feb 26th!

The Dark Crystal and Last Starfighter are happening on Mar 5 and March 12 respectively. I know nothing about these films because I was preoccupied slamming my Cabbage Patch on some other girl’s head. Sorry.

OH, but I do know about GREMLINS! Awwww, don’t you want a Gremlin pet? Soooo sooo cute but also VERY SCARY!!!! Grab some smarties, count your red ones last and have some fun with the neighbourhood boys and their pet Gizmo. March 19.

BACK TO THE FUTURE! This is when I fell in looooove with Michael J. Fox. I wanted to marry him but also be him. That’s why I got a skateboard and it’s also how I electrocuted myself trying to build a flux capacitor. Okay, the latter is not true but I do recall imagining so hard that I was in the past that it almost felt real. March 13.

Too bad Lime Rickey’s isn’t still around or I’d suggest you go see a movie and then get a crazy banana split. Schedule and detailed description here. The TIFF Bell Lightbox is pretty fucking rad.

~ Jen McNeely