Lindsay Lohan in Weekend Ideas

Since last time, we posted our conversation with Brad Pitt and the Coen brothers, saw Marilyn Manson fall down a wall at the Park Hyatt, attended a private listening party with Patti Smith at the Gardiner museum, hung with Benicio Del Toro at 99 Sudbury and tried out the sex swing at the CONTROL ALT DELETE party at Queen West red-district WICKED.

Although you may think that resting up this weekend is dire, (well it is) but unfortunately we have no choice because Loho and Sam will be on the decks at ULTRA – seeing as though Toronto has now officially become a hot bed for all things celebrity. Will they pose as much as Paris Hilton last Monday? Doubtful, but we are banking on some seriously steamy make out sessions.

FRIDAY

Lindsay Lohan hosts Samantha Ronson at ULTRA
Paparazzi will be absolutely nuts and young girls from T-hill may just cut off a pinky finger to be granted access.

Is it possible that we can hang with Paris Hilton and Lindsay in one week? We’re going to try our best
314 Queen St. West
Doors 10PM

TIFF IT UP AT THE DRAKE ‘TIL 4AM!
COUSIN COLE + GHISLAIN POIRIER
Cousin Cole has steadily been making a name for himself as a DJ, remixer and producer of original tracks. One half of Flagrant Fowl, his tracks have gotten support from some of the finest DJs in the world such as: Optimo, Diplo, DJ AM, Sinden, Crookers, Mark Ronson, Low Budget,Annie Mac and many many more.

Poirier has become renowned globally for his bass slammin remixes that continue to further solidify his title as “king of the bounce”. He has remixed tracks for UK grime/hip hop sensation Lady Sovereign (Def Jam), The Editors, Champion, Bassnectar & Pierre Lapointe
Friday September 12 DOORS @ 12PM_$5 BEFORE MIDNIGHT / $10 AFTER UNDERGROUND

CRYSTAL CASTLES @ WRONG BAR
Last week Hart House, this week Wrong Bar. Like the Degrassi kids, these two are everywhere, but we aren’t complaining.
Plus Cobra Cut.
10 PM
1279 Queen West

CRYSTAL CASTLES LAST WEEK, PHOTO BY SHARK VS. BEAR

CRYSTAL CASTLES LAST WEEK, PHOTO BY SHARK VS. BEAR

Greetings from Del Bocavista
Rummage through Dad’s closet and pull out some nice old duds from Sears to sport for this polka.

ZED (formerly White Orchid) 80’s Rock meets 90’s Rap when you pretend you are a Golden Girl
812 Dundas St. West
10 – 2AM

SATURDAY

F*CK FACES @ Sneaky Dee’s
A dirty dirty line up of DJ’s – Barbi, Cryo, Dougie Boom & fistfight
Get into the mood right now: http://www.myspace.com/djbarbi
431 College Street

BACK TO SO COOL
Whether you are a freak or a geek, get your scrawny hipster ass over to Augusta House for some radical nostalgia back to a time of pencil cases and sniffing white out.

Plus Teranga and The Boat are also hosting parties, so Kensington is going to be one big sloppy block party.
Augusta House
152 Augusta

LAST NIGHTS PARTY @ WRONGBAR
An unofficial film fest closing party, which will officially be more fun than the real one full of dried up socialite clinger on-ers.

Start the school year off right with a photo of you blasted doing something extremely regrettable and get it posted on the internet for the entire world to check out.
Wrongbar 1279 Queen St. West
http://www.lastnightsparty.com/

SATURDAY & SUNDAY

QWAC (pronounced KWAK…like a duck)
Queen West Art Crawl – Trinity Bellwoods
Stroll around Trinity Bellwoods park and peruse the art! Following that walk west and meander into some galleries to say hello.

POLISH FESTIVAL
Beer, sausages and blondes. Head to Roncesvalles for some polka, strudel and wrap your mouth around a savoury big kobasa.
More info and a fun Polish jingle:
http://polishfestival.ca/

JOIN US IN THE DRAKE LOUNGE TONIGHT AT 9:30 PM for some SKYY VODKA cocktails and lots of film festival gossip. We will be nestled behind the DJ booth. We may lick, but we won’t bite.

XOXO

CONTEST – WILD DOGS AND FREE BEER!

We are giving away a pair of tix to see WILD DOGS at the Berkeley Theatre on October 17th.

This two-part event includes:

* BORN IN THE 80’s – some pre-play fun that includes free pizza and free beer at The Distillery, and an opportunity to mingle with cast and director of play.

* Performance of WILD DOGS – each evening at dusk, six people gather at the edge of the woods calling their dogs back – dogs that have turned wild. Drawn together by need, this unlikely group forms a community – until violence strikes unexpectedly. WILD DOGS is an unforgettable story about the wild in all of us.

To enter please email contests@shedoesthecity.com with “BORN TO BE WILD” in subject line of email. Winner will be notified by Monday September 22.