by Samantha Evans

Ahhh, ‘tis the season for overpriced lingerie and over-booked restaurants. Or, underrated wine and half-off chocolate… But wait! Why spend unnecessary money (I hear there’s a recession afoot) when there is plenty of randy fun to be had fo’ free! From anatomically correct kinky sock monkeys (look at those monkeys hang) to functional maxi-pad slippers and beyond (coinalingus change purse? YES!) there is something for every Dom, Dick and Vag at Come as You Are’s 3rd Annual Erotic Arts and Crafts Fair . Get your freak on Saturday from 12-8pm at the Gladstone Hotel (1214 Queen St. W). It just might be the nipple on your cupcake this Valentine’s Day.