Dear MJ,

I’ve been seeing a guy for a few weeks and we’ve had sex a handful of times. We have a lot of fun in bed and I like the sex. But, on 2 occasions, he’s cum on my chest and then licked it up. I’m a pretty open person but this is grossing me out and I don’t know what to make of it.

Confused by cum

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Dear Cumming Confused,

Well, that’s interesting.

I’ve heard of guys not wanting to even kiss a girl after she’s gone down on them- but NEVER have I heard of some dude lapping up his own spunk with the enthusiasm of a cat at a bowl of milk.

Twice, you say?! I guess he likes the taste.

This is teetering between kinky and weird for me only because I just find it so odd that a person would even want to do such a thing. I mean, would you finger yourself and lick it? I wouldn’t. What for? Mind you, if you did do that in bed, your guy would probably blow his load instantaneously. And what guy wouldn’t? Ah, the subtle differences between men and women…

On the bright side, if he’s swallowing his own sperm, that means less laundry for you. Not to mention the obvious one, you don’t have to guzzle it down yourself!

One benefit to being with somebody new is that you get to experience different things, perhaps learn a thing or two… and let’s be honest, collect a few stories with which to entertain your girlfriends along the way! I can see it now:

“Hey Shirley, remember that guy you dated?”

“The one who drank his own cum?”  
“Yeah him…”

Jokes aside, I do like the fact that your guy is so open and comfortable with himself (and you) as it makes for a better time in bed all around so you may not want to risk losing that by admitting that he’s “grossing you out”.

Instead, I would keep a towel on hand and quickly wipe yourself off before he has a chance to get to it. His shirt will also do the trick. And that way, in a sense, you’re helping him save it for later!! 

Yours in love, love and more love,

MJ