Why we like: Today hasn’t been just your average “bad day” where you’re tampon exceeded its ‘soak limit’ and you leak all over your office chair. This bad day was much more dramatic and filled with way more gore. Well orchestrated from start to finish, there wasn’t a single component that went according to plan. Mom’s boyfriend polished off all the berries for my daily yogurt, granola and berry breakfast. I straightened my locks after Dear Franky Flowers reports humidity on Breakfast Television. Forgot more than a handful of work-related deadlines. Fought with my Father…then the boyfriend. And following both feuds, I stained my new sundress with blood after picking a hangnail on my thumb. Yes, it’s like a massive Mac truck was gunning it down the freeway, and took me by behind. Gorey enough? The only glimmer of light, was my fresh new finding of the week – yes ladies, eatPES is the remedy for any ghastly, dreadful, horrifying day.
What you’ll find there: Ingenius and unpredictable animated films that keep you interested and amused from intro to outro. Whether you are enduring a painful day or a stressful week, or you’re one of those perfect bitches that get everything right – eatPES takes your mind off everything and soothes the soul with a smile, or two.
Where in the world: Big Hint. Ian Ziering and Tori Spelling. 90210.
In a nutshell: A quick mental-relief remedy to be used in conjunction with other related tasks such as Yoga, meditation and deep breathing. Give your anxiety a vacation and watch pointless videos of human skateboarding, spaghetti made from childhood craft materials and lazyboy chair porn. Go on, show off those pearly whites.
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