Fabulous, flashy, chic, and…tacky? Go over-the-top with a haute-couture-gone-wrong celebration where more is more and too much is too fab. That’s vogue, sweetie.  

The Decor:  
80’s print ads
stacks of vintage Vogue magazines
Spray-painted gold vases with deep red and purple flowers
Black pillar candles
Leopard-print cocktail napkins 

The Ensemble: 
Fishnets
Leg warmers
Sprayed-out-to-here peroxide-blonde hair
Anything latex
Tube dresses
Cone bras
Your prom dress, hacked off just below the crotch, with a pair of cowboy boots 

The Music: 
Vogue-Madonna
Le Freak-Chic
I’m Too Sexy-Right Said Fred
Walk Like An Egyptian-The Bangles
Supermodel (You Better Work)-Rupaul
Relax (Don’t Do It)-Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Superfreak Part 1-Rick James
Puttin’ On The Ritz-Harry Richman
These Boots Are Made for Walking-Nancy Sinatra
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun-Cyndi Lauper
Whip It!-Devo
Kiss-Prince 

The Food:
Caviar, Darling
Antipasto Platter
White Asparagus
Grilled Scallops
Sushi
Duck
Fig Salad
White Chocolate Mousse 

The Drinks:
Lemon Drop Martinis
Bailey’s Shivers
Champagne 

Makeup: 
Benefit Hollywood Glo
Candy-Red Lips
Over-kohled eyes
Anything sparkly
Pancake foundation
Penciled-in beauty mark