Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay

by Olga Barsky

In Theatres Friday April 25th 

Directors: Hayden Schlossberg and John Hurwitz. 

Actors: John Cho, Kal Penn, Roger Bart, Rob Corddry, and Neil Patrick Harris (who shines brighter than Dog Star a.k.a. – Sirius brightest star in night sky). 

In a nutshell: Harold is in love, and so the dynamic duo set out to Amsterdam in search of his lady friend and unrestricted pot.  Unfortunately, Kumar decides to join the mile high club on the plane.  His bong gets mistaken for a bomb, and the boys get shipped off to prison in Cuba. Uh-oh! 

Three words to describe: Cock Meat Sandwich.  

Indicative Quote: “Pussy, I’m ho-ome!” Kumar proclaims as he enters a pants-optional party. (This is the least offensive quotation I could come up with) 

Reason I liked it: Cum shot during opening sequence…writing is so over the top that it makes stereotyping seem ridiculous...At the end of the day, it’s a very funny movie, and even though there are a couple duds along the way, it moves so fast that you wont even notice.

Annoying Qualities: Too much fart humour. Enough with the sound effects – WE GET IT! 

This film made me feel: Like throwing a sexy party with “prison bitch” theme and stuffing a cow piñata full of catnip. 

You'll like this film if you liked: Harold and Kumar go to White Castle (just a hunch). 

Verdict: If you don’t see it, you probably wont regret it. But if you do, you’ll have a goofy smile plastered across your face for the rest of the day. That’s certainly worth the $12 movie ticket isn’t it? 

Go see this film with: The boy you want to be your boyfriend. He’ll be impressed.