You know that ice hotel in Norway? (or was it Sweden? Minnesota?) Here’s how you re-create the experience, minus the plane ticket, the frostbite, and the crazy looks from family members saying “You’re spending your honeymoon where?”

The Decor
– strategically placed faux-fur throws
– bearskin rug
– roaring fire
– DRY ICE CENTREPIECES! (you were just waiting for an excuse)
– Mounted Reindeer head
– Spray-on snow (tastefully applied. tastefully.)
– An as-yet-undecorated Christmas Tree
– Ice Scuplture
– Strap reindeer antlers on your dog.

The Garb
Think Ice Queen
– Fur hats
– Mukluks
– Sexy blue, silver, or white cocktail dresses and fur wraps

The Music
– Tchaikovsky: Winter Daydreams & The Nutcracker Suite

The Food
– Dill Potato Soup
– Bison Burgers
– Venison
– Norwegian Meatballs
– Honey Mousse

The Drink
– Strasberi Caiproska (Stoli Strasberi, Lime wedges, chopped strawberries, white sugar)
– Brigg Beer
– Swedish Glogg