In which the intrepid MemeMachine offers a discerning selection of what’s buzzing on the internet. Bringing you crucial knowledge that you were presumably too busy to pull from the internet because you were off enjoying the outside world IRL. This is procrastination at its finest. You’re welcome.
This was a glorious week for Tumblr discoveries. Self portraits with pop-tarts instead of cameras? Check. A perceptive look at celeb babies through the eloquent voice of Suri Cruise? Check. Michael Fassbender with pugs? Oh, you’d better believe it! A collection of ugly renaissance babies? Ummm… Too good to make up.
Life without Facebook might be the end of the world as we know it. And if you don’t believe the #MemeMachine, maybe you’ll believe this fake movie trailer.
Canadian Thanksgiving is like, so passé and now too is the American counterpart. BUT, should you have missed Gawker’s round up of Ten Best Videos of Turkeys on the Attack, I guarantee it’s more relevant than whatever else you’d be doing right now. I.E. your job.
A hat tip to this intrepid journalist at HuffPo Canada for debunking the myth that inserting a vodka-soaked tampon will get you wasted. Investigative journalism at its best, people. Also, we here at Shedoesthecity implore you to never, ever try this at home.
This Japanese Fanta commercial is two minutes of hilarity at dizzying turbo-speed. RIP attention span.
Making the rounds: Justin Bieber tries to name all the continents and fails. It wasn’t as excruciating as the Miss Teen USA thing, but my palms are sweating from just watching it. I’ve chosen to believe it was just a serious case of the nervous heebie jeebies that caused the kid to freeze up. It just… has to be. Because I’m a Belieber. (No I’m not.)
Twitter account to follow of the week: @common_squirrel. It’s so simple it’s stupid. Which is why over 45 000 people are following it.