6. A kiss under the mistletoe
5. Having somebody bake you a pie
4. Sitting on Santa’s lap
3. Making the naughty list
2. Discovering the scent of a new lover
1. This guy I saw in a black toque shopping at Holt Renfrew for his mom and sister 3 days before Christmas…  

NOT SEXY

Getting salt stains all over your new favourite boots= boooooooo
Eating so much turkey that you have to undo your pants and pass out in a food coma- ‘tis the season, oink oink double booooo