1. Sebastien Tellier’s Sexuality album
2. Rugby players
3. Saturday siestas
4. The D’Angelo video for “How Does it Feel”
5. Cute pasties
6. Pablo Neruda’s love poetry

Not Sexy
1. Men in capris
2. Baby food
3. Thigh tattoos
4. Teva sandals
5. Your mom’s boyfriend
6. Neck beard