by Heidi Craig
Attention all Montreal-area SDTCers: a friend of a friend (I swear) is desperately looking for a competent vajazzler, to perform vajazzling and all vajazzle-related activities upon her.

What? You haven’t? Well, let’s just say for those of us who have outgrown crystal figurines, there’s a new way to sneak a little sparkle into our lives. It’s called vajazzling, and it’s exactly what it you think it is: bedazzling for your “vajayjay.”

It was Jennifer Love Hewitt’s penchant for vajazzling that first garnered it media attention. On some talk show called “Lopez Tonight,” JLH admitted to vajazzling regularly. Apparently, it helps her “feel good about her privates” (what ever happened to listening to an Ani Di Franco album?!). She even devotes an entire chapter to vajazzling in her new autobiography/relationship manual, The Day I Shot Cupid.

Wait, George Lopez has his own talk show? That’s the worst news I’ve heard since vajazzling!

To properly vajazzle, one first preps the region by waxing. Then, genuine Swarovski crystals coated with a strong adhesive are applied, either all at once, from a sheet (for a general amorphous shine), or one at a time, with tweezers (if you want special designs). Sexy!

No word yet on whether any Montreal salons are offering this wonderful service; so far only spas in NYC, DC and Miami are reported to vajazzle. Let us know!

Though tad early, I pronounce “vajazzling” as the frontrunner for Oxford’s 2010 Word of the Year. A lot more pizzazz (vajazz?) than 2009’s winner, “unfriend.” Work it into a conversation today!