After a drunk driving scandal, surprise HST, and a 9% approval rating, our fine premier has decided to step down. What better way to send him off than with a fabulous party? After all, we know the man likes to drink! Below are a few tips and suggestions for a Goodbye Gordo Party. Gather your friends and watch the fun unfold as you salute the graceful exit of Gordon Campbell.

What to serve:
HSTini:
One part pineapple juice
One part Malibu
A splash of raspberry liquor
Pour the above into a shaker with ice and mix vigorously. Strain into a cup and garnish with a pineapple slice.

9 layer dip
Gordonize your favourite 7 layer dip by adding two additional layers. Voila! A tasty and topical treat.

Olympic Onion Rings:
If you want to get fancy with this dish, serve them in stacks of five with chipotle aioli. Then chug eight beers and stumble around Granville Street cheering. Vive les Olympics!

Game time:
Here’s a fun group activity: the simulated drunk driving obstacle course! Blindfold a friend (preferably after they’ve had a few cocktails) and spin them around several times. When they’re feeling adequately dizzy, let them loose and get them to move forward to the end of the room. Whoever runs into the least objects wins.

If you’re feeling crafty, whip out the poster board and markers for a protest sign-off. Post the signs in your windows and see if you get any reactions from passersby.

Guests won’t want to forget this little shindig. May I suggest providing them with a simple party favour? Grab your Polaroid and take mug shots as each person comes in. You can post them gallery style during the party, and hand them out when it’s time for everyone to leave.

Soundtrack:
I’m a Loser – Beck
Cry Cry Cry – Johnny Cash
We’re Not Going to Take it – Twisted Sister
And, of course: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsaTElBljOE

By Meghan Roberts