Weeee-wooooo-wahhhh went the golf cart! We zoomed up-up-and-up the indoor parking lot last night to knock back Absolut vodka and piss in a porto toilet. Hollywood didn’t get the memo, but this was the best party of TIFF so far! Well, we’ve only gone to two, but it was really good. We chatted with Shinan and like tweenage fans snapped pics of VJ Liz Trinnear.

Like the Batsignal, Absolut Vodka shadows were cast on surrounding buildings and somehow that in itself made us feel really important and fancy. We also give them points for most imaginative invite – it was a disposable Absolut camera. Unfortunately, we were too busy sampling the elixir and didn’t take one pic, but did wear it around like a necklace all night, ’cause we’re really cool like that. Not one notable celeb was spotted but on the ramp down, we ran into every media friend in town. It appears the story of the night was vodka, don’t ask me to tell you the end, it got all messy and embarrassing.