Our writer Alice doesn’t just write Open Letters—she also acts, sings, and…gets handcuffed to bed frames?

Starring in SPANK! The Fifty Shades Parody, Alice and the rest of her cast are on a North American tour that will bring them to Toronto’s Panasonic Theatre April 5 – 7. And we want to give you tickets! This hilarious musical parody gives a naughty twist to the famed book; it was called the “perfect girl’s night out” by BroadwayWorld.Com and a “rip-roaring good time” by Toronto Stage. So what are you waiting for? Get SPANKed!

To enter to win tickets to SPANK! The Fifty Shades Parody, tweet: “Dear @shedoesthecity, I need a good spanking. Please #SpankMe”