The other day, we recieved the greatest email in the history of the internet.

It read: “Hot Toronto Pussy would be honoured to Do The City with you.”

YES! Hot Toronto Pussy is the hilarious new blog that captures the sexy styles of the felines stalking the mean streets of the 416. We sat down with mastermind Morgan Mavis to talk about how the blog came to be, why Toronto pussy is the hottest, and how you can get your pussy all over the internet.

Behold.

What inspired you to create Hot Toronto Pussy?
It was a hot, sweaty Toronto Saturday. We were flying high in Trinity Bellwoods, kites in hand. On our way home we stopped at a garage sale and my boyfriend got down low and whipped out his Nikon to snap some local mixed breeds scratching around in the dirt. Off the cuff I quipped, “Christopher, you love that hot Toronto pussy.” Then he looked over his shoulder, pawsed, and said “DOT COM.” Only that last part didn’t actually happen, but wouldn’t it have been great?

Later that week, a delightful lady friend of mine was seeing a real insecure boy who bragged about a girl asking if he was on the website punksidliketofuck.com. I thought it would be amazing if she told him she was on hottorontopussy.com and he logged in and she would be online holding a fat local tabby. So we bought the domain name.

How hot is Toronto Pussy really, compared to other cities in Canada?
The Toronto heat is record-breaking, Donovan Bailey styles. Montreal is also scorching hot, but that’s nothing antibiotics can’t cure.

Who is the hottest pussy on the site?
Izzy was so hot that she could only be seen with protective eyewear and she still burned a hole in David’s retinas.
Name: Izzy
Sex: Girl
Age: She’d rather not say
Fixed: Yes, she’s too young to be a grandmother
Food: Champagne, Caviar, Meow mix

She hangs at Church and Wellesley

Tell us a bit about the inaugural pussy. How did you choose him or her?
That’s Fetish Cat on Gladstone, a lithe, sinewy black female who loves to watch our Chinese Crested purebred show dog defecate with only a wrought-iron fence betwixt them. It was an obvious choice.

You must deal with some real divas in your line of work. Any catfight horror stories?
Here at pussy headquarters we’re an expert bunch of tail wranglers. We’re strict on biting and clawing because no one wants cat scratch fever.

What do I have to do to get my Hot Toronto Pussy on the internet?
We accept groomed, hairy, celebrities, redheads, toms, street cats, mature, tabbies, mixed-breeds, under age, cats with body issues, fixed, and scottish folds. HTP loves amateur submissions, and we want to get frisky with your Hot Toronto Pussy.