I always love attending lingerie launch parties. For one, I am constantly lacking nice underwear. I have no idea where it goes, but I swear at one point I had twenty-five cute thongs and polk-dot bras and then without a clue, they are ALL missing. Is there a monster in my basement that eats my knickers after I remove them from the wash to hang dry? Besides scoring some pretty under garments (it was a big score!) I am fixated on gazing at six foot tall models wandering around in lingerie, probably more so than the metrosexual male media in attendance. How do these size zero chicks have such impressive bosoms? Even Barbie doesn’t match up.

A few pink drinks later, I found out. In the change room I ding-a-linged the brightly lit door chime (a cool new feature that subtly lets staffers know you need some help) to get a second opinion on my fuschia bra. Three sizes later with the help of two lovely ladies and I finally had the one.

I have never had such va-va-voom cleavage….you could get lost in it, and I’m an A! Typically, I don’t wear a bra. I think it’s sexy to have my nipples show, although if the room is air conditioned – it can get a little out of control. Anyway, I’m always keen to try something new and am excited to show off my new rack. Posing in the changeroom mirror, I felt very confident and almost wanted to walk out shirtless to join the model posse.

Aside from the neat-o doorbell feature (which is really fun to ring when you are tipsy) the new La Senza store is ‘girl’ x100. What does that mean? Think teenage Britney meets teenage Alyssa Milano meets Gossip Girl – throw in some Bubbalicious bubble gum, lots of glitter and that is the slumber party fun that is the new La Senza lingerie store. Of course, the party wouldn’t be complete without a busty blonde leaping from an oversized cake. HURRAH!

So now, the test will be to wear my new double padded bra out and see what the reactions are. I’ll keep you posted.
Love,
Tits McGee
P.S – new La Senza on lower level next to the giant fountain and Starbucks