Well, it’s that time of year again. The time when we sacrifice every shred of dignity we possess for the sake of a brooding angry dude and a barely-legal werewolf who looks amazing with his shirt off. And do we regret it? Not one bit. Dust off your plastic vampire teeth, kids, because New Moon comes out on DVD Friday at midnight. And if you’re anything like us, you’ve already pre-ordered your DVD (complete with 10 minutes spent debating which free poster will look best on your bathroom door), and are planning to stop by Blockbuster ’round midnight with one too many cocktails in you, to battle beleaguered dads for your copy. Actually, that’s not entirely true. We’re planning to do an incognito cruise-by and if the scene looks too embarrassing, we’ll just pretend we were walking to the bar. If the coast is clear, however, its trench collars up, sunglasses on, and a quick pick up of the goods before retreating to our apartment for an evening of quality children’s entertainment. What? Can you blame us?