6. A corset and stockings
5. Leather driving gloves
4. Foreplay
3. Phone sex
2. Handcuffs
1. Role-playing: you’re the cop and I just ran a red light. 

NOT SEXY:

Guys who are still saying “How YOU doin’?”= time to find a new expression, dumbass. Booooooo

Skidmarks, enough said. Double booooo