1. Back-seam pantyhose
2. Fresh Ontario strawberries in a glass of champagne
3. TV on the Radio’s track "Lover’s Day"
4. Pencil skirts
5. The Little Gold vibrator
6. A glimpse of rock-hard pecs through his fitted T-shirt

Not Sexy:
1. Leaving socks on during sex
2. Starfishing
3. A bro in an Ed Hardy t-shirt
4. Pregnancy test 3-packs
5. Moustache sweat
6. Seeing his areola through his skin-tight T-shirt