Sexy:
1. Tall guys riding speed bikes with no hands
2. Putting on a condom with your mouth
3. Red lips and a bare face for fall
4. Silk blouses
5. Holding hands at night at Harbourfront
6. Post-beach naps

NOT sexy:
1. Natural body-hair sweater vest.
2. Cunnilingus gone wrong
3. 80s style lip liner, eye shadow and caked-on blush
4. Silk shirts on dudes
5. Seeing rats scurry by at night at Harbourfront
6. Post-beach sand in your panties