SEXY:
1. Thigh-high boots with a modest hemline
2. His rugged, dirty work hands
3. Red lip stain
4. A man in uniform–even if its just for Halloween
5. True Blood‘s Alexander Skarsgård
6. Zip-up leather minis

NOT SEXY:
1. Rat tails
2. Food in his hipster moustache
3. Giant acrylic nails
4. Fake-tanning-induced wrinkles
5. Jager bombs
6. Soul patches