One of the only places where a white chick from East Van can be applauded for doing her best Ice Cube
You can do it, just put your back into it @ HIP HOP KARAOKE. Fortune Sound Club. 9 pm.
Did you side with big chin, or, the pathetic and hilariously endearing, bazzilionaire fire crotch? Conan ‘Coco’ O’Brien @ The Opheum. Prices ranging from nosebleed and up. 7:30 pm.
Have you got the Love? Dance on a sparkling crescent moon with Florence and the Machine @ The Commodore. 8 pm.
Are you one of Darwin’s Bastards? Get lit helping launch what is sure to be one of the hippest reads of 2010 and beyond. Join the cast of contributing writers from Darwin’s Bastards wearing your best costume from the future for a night at the Wise Hall in East Van. Featuring Laura Trunkey, Jay Brown, Paul Carlucci, Adam Lewis Schroeder, Annabel Lyon, Oliver Kellhammer, Timothy Taylor, Lee Henderson and special guest appearances! A cabaret of cosmic costumes, psychedelic shows, and futuristic fun. 8 pm. Free.