SEXY:
1. Velvet accents
2. Kinky 80s-ish curls
3. Hot cocoa + your boyfriend
4. Make outs in the deserted laundromat
5. Chain detailing on accessories
6. Thick socks and nothing else on

NOT SEXY:
1. Smoked meat poutine
2. Dolly Parton 1980s curls
3. Gingivitis
4. Make outs in the bathroom at the bar
5. Seasonal flu
6. The lint trap