Already dreading the greeting card sales day of “love”?

Whether you’re single or coupled up, Skin Tight Outta Sight and Boylesque TO are coming to rescue you from Valentine’s Day wretchedness with Veni Vidi Valentine on February 14 at Revival Bar (783 College St).

The setting is Ancient Rome, so expect all the depravity your heart desires. With oiled up gladiators, vestal virgins and well-wined Bacchanalian feasts, you’ll leave with a newfound appreciation for the profane. 

Featuring live music by The Professor, look forward to burlesque performances by Skin Tight Outta Sight’s Tanya Cheex, Sauci Calla Horra, CoCo LaCreme, Honey B. Hind, Aviva the Mirage, Laura Desiree, Dolly Berlin and Foxy Finale; Boylesque TO’s James and the Giant Pasty, Dew Lily, Wrong Note Rusty, Mahogany Storm, El Toro, New Found Lad, and special guest appearance by St. Stella.

Get all the deets and tix here.