Fastlife.ca is throwing a hilariously sexy event for a good cause. This Thursday night, head to Libra Lounge to make all your rescue fantasies come true. That’s right, single uniformed men of all stripes will be assembled to speed date with all the single ladies. Admission is $79.95 for women, with a portion of the proceeds going to the Princess Margaret Hospital Foundation. That’s right, you can feel good about your ogling, to. And if you have a few too many, there will certainly be someone eligible to fireman-carry you outta there. Good hearts, good bodies, a good cause…sounds like our kind of evening. The event includes a full open bar, delicious canapes, and 10-12 dates.

Uniformed fellas and interested women can sign up here. Boys, wear all or some of your uniform to get in free.