I read that the average depth of our mouth cavity is 3-4 inches and the average penis is 5-6 inches. I don’t know about you, but I don’t have the greatest gag reflexes so it is sometimes difficult to deep throat. Though women claim it’s possible to work on these gag reflexes (which I’m in the process of investigating), there are lots of other hot and effective things you can do with a penis while keeping it in the realm of the mouth.


1. “I said I wanted it hot.”

Tease the head of his penis by lightly licking it with the tip of your tongue. Let the tongue slide into every crevice (and under the skin fold if he isn’t circumcised). And then blow gently on the head with your hot, moist breath.

2. “I thought you said you couldn’t.”

Wrap your hand around the base of his shaft with your little finger resting on his pubic bone and then wrap your mouth around the head. While your mouth is going downward to take in his upper shaft, your hand is moving in the same direction. This will give him the sensation of deep throating.

3. “Is that your penis in my cheek or…”

If your jaw is getting sore, you can take a little break by pushing the head of his penis into the side of your cheek. This will make him feel like he is going in deep.

4. “Open up and say ‘Mmmmm.'”

While you have him in your mouth, start humming, or a simple “Mmmm” sound will suffice. Not only will he enjoy the vibrations it creates, he’ll really enjoy that fact that you find his penis delicious.

5. “Lick ‘er up.”

This is going to sound cheesy, but it’s actually quite effective. Pretend his penis is an ice cream cone and that you have to lick it all up before it melts. Or you can pretend it’s a popsicle by licking it from the base of his shaft to the head on all sides. The more slobbering, the better.

6. “Refreshing, isn’t it?”

I read once that by placing a strong mint in your mouth along with his penis that the menthol can awaken his nerve endings even more. I can imagine this would be difficult to do without the mint falling out of your mouth or, god forbid, without you choking on it (the mint, that is). Try spraying your mouth with mint spray or rinsing with mouthwash before going down on him.

7. “One ball or two?”

Let your tongue roam onto his balls. There’s much you can do here, such as tapping the them lightly with your tongue, inserting one of his balls into your mouth and rolling it with your tongue, or inserting two balls into your mouth (this is easier if he’s standing) and giving them a good tongue lapping. Let your tongue roam down even further and gently lick his perineum (the area of skin that runs from underneath his testicles to his anus).

8. “Coffee, tea or me.”

Drink something warm, like tea or coffee, and then insert his penis into your mouth. He’ll enjoy the warmth emanating from your mouth. You can then alternate, by drinking something cold, then warm again, then cold, then warm.

9. “Psyche!”

Lead him to think you’re going to get him off with a hand-job, and right before he comes, land your hot mouth on him. For contrast, try a fast hand motion, then a slow, hard suck.

There are various positions you can assume, but my personal favorite is nestling between his knees while he is lying on his back. That way you can look into his eyes while you’re giving him the best head of his life! And when you get a chance, and by that I mean, when you come up for air, tell him how hot his cock is and how much you love it in your mouth, even if it’s not true.

Now, when it’s all done, make sure that next time he goes down on you… for a good long time. Tips on that next week.