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The Grown-Ass Woman’s Guide to: HPV

You’re a grown-ass woman, so I hope you’ll permit me to back away from the realm of zany “whoops, my life is a disaster lol”-style comedy this column normally puts forward. We’re not going too far afield, to be honest, as an HPV diagnosis also often comes with a “whoops” and “my life is a… Read More »

The Grown-Ass Woman’s Guide to: Fitness Apps

You’re a grown-ass woman, and it’s August, and you’re like, “k, time to sort this body out.” Maybe it’s a weight gain thing, or maybe you’re finding yourself huffing and puffing at the top of the stairs, or maybe you’ve been drinking for England all summer and you’ve decided it’s time to stop treating your… Read More »

The Grown-Ass Woman’s Guide to: Leaving A Party

You’re a grown-ass woman and you are fucking tired. It’s time to go home, and nothing is going to stop you. Nothing, that is, except a line at the coat area, ten well-meaning but ultimately hella-annoying friends saying “nooo stayyyyyy,” an inability to get a taxi at this time of night, or a lost cell… Read More »