We spoke with Monica about what she finds most cringe-worthy, overrated and valuable in her grown-ass life.
Big cans, drunk texts, crying, good sex, coconut oil, female shares, eating your feelings: Monica Heisey’s Grown-Ass Woman’s Guide will go down as the most hilarious column ever published on She Does The City.
You’re a grown-ass woman, so I hope you’ll permit me to back away from the realm of zany “whoops, my life is a disaster lol”-style comedy this column normally puts forward. We’re not going too far afield, to be honest, as an HPV diagnosis also often comes with a “whoops” and “my life is a… Read More »
You’re a grown-ass woman, and it’s August, and you’re like, “k, time to sort this body out.” Maybe it’s a weight gain thing, or maybe you’re finding yourself huffing and puffing at the top of the stairs, or maybe you’ve been drinking for England all summer and you’ve decided it’s time to stop treating your… Read More »
You’re a grown-ass woman, so if you will just excuse me being a lil dumb baby for a second: WHEEEEEEEYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY Cool, thank you. My partner and I just moved in together and it really is just the best. Yesterday I tried to explain to him how it is like “a cool sleepover but forever” and… Read More »
You’re a grown-ass woman and you are fucking tired. It’s time to go home, and nothing is going to stop you. Nothing, that is, except a line at the coat area, ten well-meaning but ultimately hella-annoying friends saying “nooo stayyyyyy,” an inability to get a taxi at this time of night, or a lost cell… Read More »