In which the intrepid MemeMachine offers a discerning selection of what’s buzzing on the internet. Bringing you crucial knowledge that you were presumably too busy to extract from the internet because you were off enjoying the outside world IRL. This is procrastination at its finest. You’re welcome.

Between all the love and hate for Lana del Rey, there haven’t been nearly enough puns. So thank the gods of sultry pop and lip injections for this pun-based Lana Del Rey tumblr. I predict great things.

The big thing last week was the Sarah Marshall, I mean, Veronica Mars, I mean, Kristen Bell sloth meltdown. It was probably the most adorable and amazing thing on the internet ever, and I know that the meme machine has a penchant for hyperbolic language and that every week is a new “best thing ever,” but, but, BUT…just watch it.

Shall we each take a moment out of our respective days to spend a minute watching a baby bulldog learn to walk? Note the heart-thawing squeak noises they make.

This guy wants to draw a cat for you. When watching this festering one-minute video, I like to ponder how this has resulted in this guy’s dating life.

You know what the #MemeMachine hasn’t talked about in a while, and by a while, I mean ever, and by ever I mean, it’s really time I started? Hot Neville. ShedoesthecityTeen readers, let that photo give you hope for the future.

We’ve seen a whole lot of a cappella covers on the internet lately, so here’s the latest in the onslaught. This guy does TV show openers and boy does he ever do them. I would pay money to listen in on the water cooler chats at his office. His best is The Simpson’s, though I’d be lying if I said I’ve only watched the Pokemon opener once. Heck, I’d be lying if I said I’ve only seen it thrice…

~ @ellistuhler