Tina Fey

by Therese De Grace

1. Sarah Palin Parody Gingerbread
What better to eat then your most feared doppelganger? At Queen of Tarts, you can customize your cookies.
Queen Of Tarts: 283 Roncesvalles
$8.00

2. Obama Mama T-Shirt
Baby Mama was lame but you can make up for it with a sexy political tee.
www.politicalshopping.com
$14.00

3. Tickets to: Barrack To The Future
Still hilarious post president elect.
The Second City: 51 Mercer Street
$23.00

4. Apple Mac book
Ooooh it’s pink, pretty, smart and stylish – just like you!
Future Shop Near You
$2699.98

5. Young Frankenstein Poster
Go back in time to 1974 when your parents snuck you in to see this film which nearly made you shit your pants.
Movie Poster Warehouse: 1875 Leslie Street
$19.99

6. Queen Bees and Wannabees by Rosalind Wiseman
The book that the hit Mean Girls was based on – which was then scripted by our mentor Tina Fey. If Tina’s spirits are low because mass audiences are still too stupid to understand the quick wit of 30 Rock, this book will remind her of past mega success.
Indigo near you!
$12.88

7. Myth Restaurant-Dinner Certificate
Opa! Flaming cheese please. Go GREEK for the holidays.
417 Danforth Avenue
$100

8. Tinkerbell Wings
To emulate the Annie Leibovitz photo, and for fun dusting around the house.
Malabar: 14 McCaul Street
$50.00

9. Celestial Moisturizing Scar Reducing Cream
Vegan! Soft! Be young again!
Lush Cosmetics: 312 Queen Street West
$21.95

10. Voices For Gilda CD
Gilda Radner paved a way for female comedians on SnL, this gift will bring laughter to not only Tina, but you and Cancer patients and their families that rely on Toronto’s Gilda’s House for comfort in hard times.
Gilda’s House: 110 Lombard Street
$20.00

11. Garbage Pail Kid Trading Cards
Every stocking deserves something kitschy from the 80’s, especially if it is an additional wink towards Sarah Palin’s idiocy.
Sugar Mountain: 2291 Yonge Street
$4.00

12. Subway Gift Card
She loves her meatball subs! Check out the personalization – you can do it to!
Pick your price.
https://www.mysubwaycard.com/

13. Zipcar
Tina is not a gas guzzler and does her very best to help the environment, which is why a Zip Car membership is ideal for her downtown zips from NBC studios to daycare to yoga to hot dog vendor.
Annual Fee: $55, Application Fee:$30, 10 hours of driving: $107.50
http://www.zipcar.com

14, Ic! Frames from Spectacle Eyewear
Because an NBC executive needs hot eyewear when doing a ppt. presentation for the next big show, ideal also for playing ‘secretary’ in the bedroom.

725 Queen St. W
3342 Yonge St
55 Mill St – NEW!

15.Where’s Dildo?
From the minds that brought you Position of the Day and Naughty Crosswords, comes an even better way to spend your time on a winter day. Where’s Dildo? Have you been naughty Tina?
COME AS YOU ARE – 701 Queen St. West
www.comeasyouare.com