Do you have what it takes to infuse your Precious Little Life with Scott Pigriminess? Can you, like Michael Cera, step into the illustrated shoes of Toronto’s favourite poster boy? Take our quiz below to find out which Scott Pilgrim character you most identify with, and then start working on your Hallowe’en costume.
You get panic sweats thinking about:
a) Being trapped in Honest Ed’s.
b) Being trapped in last year’s ironic statement hat.
c) Being trapped at a party with all your boring friends. Why do you hang out with these assholes, again?
d) The fact that your head keeps randomly glowing, and you’re not really sure why.

Your last breakup happened because:
a) Your ex had way too much baggage, and you couldn’t deal
b) You didn’t realize what a good thing you had going until you didn’t have it anymore
c) Your ex moved away, and basically forgot to tell you
d) You’re not very good at letting yourself be happy

You’re bored. You decide to hang out:
a) At the Dufferin Mall
b) In an air-conditioned penthouse stroking a rare white tiger listening to leaked tracks from Kanye’s new album
c) At Sneaky Dee’s. Again.
d) In subspace

If you had to adopt a victory cry, you’d go for something like:
a) [Insert Name Here] Wins The Party!
b) [Insert Name Here] Would Like To Know When It Would Be A Convenient Time For You To Die
c) [Insert Name Here] Thinks Your Victory Cry Is Assholes
d) Peace Out, I’m Going To Subspace, Bitches!

You got over your last break up by:
a) Playing video games and half-heartedly hitting up other exes for casual sex
b) Getting hammered and posting an angry rant on Craigslist, then taking some serious and unreasonable revenge
c) Playing it cool, but secretly seething forever
d) Starting over in a new town

You’re really sick of people:
a) Threatening to punch your life in the face, and telling you to get a job
b) Asking where the party’s at this weekend
c) Talking shit about your band, then asking if you and your bandmate ever dated
d) Asking how old you are

You rue the day you:
a) Convinced an underaged girl to fall in love with you
b) Broke up with your mysterious ex
c) Dated your bandmate in high school
d) Dated seven evil dudes.

MOSTLY As
You are SCOTT PILGRIM, and this is your life!
Congratulations, you’re the protagonist of the saga you call your own existence. You mean well, but you don’t always remember to keep other people’s feelings in mind. You’re good at kicking ass and playing bass, you’re less good at emptying dishwashers, holding down a job, and remembering to bring your keys when you leave the house. In other words, you’re a lovable scatterbrain who needs someone to look out for you, and call you on your shit.

MOSTLY Bs
You are GIDEON, and you might just be evil!
Oh dear. You might not be aware of this, but it’s very possible that you’re secretly an evil megalomaniac genius in expensive prescription lenses. Check yourself and your cashmere v-neck sweater, because you’re good at getting what you want, but not at knowing when your impulsive decisions are going to set off a plot arc with deadly consequences. On the upside, you throw a damn good party.

MOSTLY Cs
You are KIM PINE, and you’re sick of this shit!
You are Kim Pine, bad-ass lady drummer, perpetual ex-girlfriend (even when you’re dating someone, and no one can remember his name), and harsh voice of reason. You’re good at keeping your homies in check, and you’re the friend everyone needs around for a good, old-fashioned dose of painful reality. Luckily, you know when to occasionally let loose, chug tequila, and make out with your friend’s ex-girlfriend. Rock on.

MOSTLY Ds
You are RAMONA FLOWERS, and you probably think this song is about you!
You’re sexy, mysterious, and you know how to take care of yourself. You’re good at your job, but less good at your personal life. You have a tendency to hit the highway when the going gets rough, leaving friends, lovers, and cats named after your ex-boyfriend behind. You might want to try and stick around and work through your problems, they may go away faster. Or they may try to knife-fight you. Hard to say.