by Tamara Junkin

1. Ted Danson Bobblehead
Nothing says I Love You like dressing up in blackface for your girlfriend’s Friar’s Club roast and starting a highly-publicized racial debate. Create a memento to capture the moment that created a media firestorm.

Where: www.custombobble.com

2. ‘Team Goldberg’ Collar
Her dog supports her even after her defense of Michael Vic

Where: Urban Spaw Pet Boutique, 383 Front St W

3. Vintage Sunglasses

If she insists on wearing shades indoors, at least they should look good.

Where: Gafas, 561 Queen St W

4. Whoopi Cushion

Her old nom-de-plume

From Laughing Stuff and Novelty, 510 Yonge St

5. Earplugs

To drown out her co-chatterboxes on The View

Where: Shoppers Drug Mart, www.shoppersdrugmart.ca for locations

6. A Bespoke Suit

Because she deserves a top-quality gentleman’s suit- Don Fabien Lee’s tailor shop is part art gallery, part scotch bar, and all custom clothiers

Where: Trend Custom Tailors, 306 Sherbourne St. www.trendtailors.com

7. Hair Nurturing Ritual Kit

To keep her dreads on her head

From Ojon
Price: $45
Where: Sephora, www.sephora.com for locations

8. Homemade Wool Socks

People love cozy homemade gifts-even if it looks like an eight year old made them.

Where: The Knit Cafe, 1050 Queen St W, www.theknitcafe.com for course calendar

9. Trekkies: The DVD

HILARIOUS! Show her the love she has from nerds everywhere

Price: $34
Where: www.amazon.ca

10. Donation to ‘Comic Relief’ in her name

Where: www.comicrelief.com