by Christine Donnelly

“It was only when you walked away I saw you had the perfect ass. Forgive me for not falling in love with your face or your conversation.” – Leonard Cohen

Obviously, if you are a young girl and Dov Charney doesn’t already have a picture of your bum, you have slipped through a crack in the system. The only way to rectify yourself is to walk your jiggly party ass over to your MacBook. You’ll need a faceless picture to enter the American Apparel Best Bottom contest.

Enter here here , for your chance to be the new ‘face’ of the American Apparel intimates and briefs lines. If you win, you will fly to LA to be photographed etc…and featured online. And when you’re not entering a tasteful black and white, you can vote for your favourite ass online. The top ten contestants will receive a bag of AA items valued at $300.

Which is almost worth it.