1. Noble Glass Travel Thermos
With a new movie to promote, Miss Piggy def needs to unwind with a cuppa on the road. With the ritziest travel thermos we could find her, obviously.
$29.50 @ David’s Tea online store

2. Nails Inc. Magnetic Polish
Don’t tell me La Pig wouldn’t squeal if gifted with newest nail polish trend.
$16 @ Sephora

3. The Whole Hog Cookbook
Too dark?
$24 @ The Healthy Butcher, 565 Queen St. W

4. Lioness: Hidden Treasures
Talent recognizes talent. Drama understands drama. Miss Piggy would undoubtedly want a copy of Amy Winehouse’s posthumous release.
$12.99 @ Amazon.ca

5. Belvedere Limited Edition Silver Bottle
Sipping in style!
$107.95 @ LCBO

6. MAC Dazzlesphere! Plum ornament
The perfect thing to hang on her tree (the plum shades really compliment her piggy completion). Four stackable metallic mini shadows? Miss Piggy like.
$32.50 @ MAC, 363 Queen St. W

7. Lips Tumbler
She’ll never worry about lipstick marks on china again. Pucker up Miss Piggy!
$18 @ Drake General Store, 1144 Queen St W

8. My Favourite Dress
Miss Piggy would love a coffee table book featuring fashion designers giving behind the scenes gossip about their favourite dresses. (Sidebar: Did you know Miss Piggy has been rocking Chanel couture for the Muppets promotional tour!? Lucky pig.
$49.50 @ Anthropologie, 80 Yorkville Ave

~ Zoe Shapiro