Now that the world’s sexiest couple…well at least before Brad grew that goat beard….is defunct – we examine the past few years since we first learned of Namibia. Here are our top five key Jolie-Pitt learnings:
1. Superhotness functions exponentially
2. He will leave his wife for you, even if it’s Jennifer Aniston
3. Battle of vixens vs. girls-next-door is officially over
4. Drinking blood qualifies you as a UN Ambassador
5. The business of baby-buying is recession-proof
Let’s just hope Speidi doesn’t replace them as the no 1 couple we have to look at while buying lentils and such at Metro.