Our weekly column that fills you in on the hottest tickets, launches, events and cultural happenings is back! Get out there. Do cool suff. Support your community. YEEHAW!

Tuesday March 28

Erotic Writing Workshop at Come As You Are
I licked him clean, then went back for more. I love teasing the tip of his cock and then taking it all in at once so that it grazes my tonsils. I get wet, my legs shake and I….WHOOPS! Looks like we got carried away! Best selling author Susie Bright will host a workshop at Come As You Are and help you figure out how to start that naughty sex journal that chronicles your lusty thoughts and passionate sex life. 7 – 9:30 PM $35 More info.

Thursday March 29

First annual Gala of Light fundraiser at Easy & The Fifth hosted by MuchMusic’s Sarah Taylor
A wonderful evening to support women in Toronto, the Gala of Light will raise proceeds for the Crossroads Women Shelter. It’s a safe place for emergency shelter but Crossroads also offers addiction services, a learning centre, and warm community with professionals who can help change lives. Tickets are $100; a classy affair for a cause we should all support, if we can afford. More info.

Friday March 30

Tao Japanese Drummers at SONY Centre
Ba-dum-dum-brrrr-up-up… TAO JAPANESE DRUMMERS will hit the Sony Centre with their explosive show featuring a fusion of Japanese drumming and martial arts. The question is, how will you just sit in your seat? This makes us want to shake our ass really fast and simultaneously karate kick. Is this a good night? Hell-yeah…HiiiiYAH! Tix $35-85 More info.

Saturday March 31

ROM PROM Circus! 
It’s the biggest event this Spring! So, are you dressing as a ringmaster or prancing pony? Hosted by the Royal Ontario Museum’s Young Patrons’ Circle this annual extravaganza boasts over 900 guests. Did your high school prom suck like ours did? DO IT AGAIN! The right way. Funds raised go towards ROM education outreach programs. More info.

Sunday April 1

Raising the Roof’s 15th Annual April Fools’ Comedy Cabaret at Second City
Laugh for a good cause!! Hosted by Debra DiGiovanni this night brings together some of Canada’s top comedians including 

Adam Growe, Jonny Harris, Mark Little and Graham Chittenden and special guest Ron James. WHAT? Yes. All of them. Proceeds go to Raising the Roof: a national Canadian charity focused on long-term solutions to homelessness. Support a worthy cause and kick off April with a hardy laugh that just won’t stop. More info.

Monday April 2

Gourmet Bitches Food Truck Tasting at Boiler House
As a yummy teaser to what will be on offer in the truck this summer, The Gourmet Bitches are hosting a soiree at The Boiler House to showcase their cuisine. Spanking new truck will also be on display. Ride your bike to The Distillery and see what these bitches are steaming up in da truck. 7-11pm. You MUST RSVP! More info.

~ Jen McNeely