How do you get taxis to stall, business men to trip and evoke general chaos in Manhattan? Have twenty or so Victoria Secret angels blow kisses in the middle of Times Square. Getting everyone excited for their big show – which will showcase the first Asian angel (why so long we aren’t sure) – the models did the job well when it came to stopping traffic. Everyone raved about Heidi Klum’s post baby body and wished they had gorgeous hair and tits like the models holding court. What else is new? For Christmas this year – just stuff our stocking with The Lacie – Victoria Secret’s new seamless – fit everyone thong that comes in every colour you could ever want your twat wrapped up in. Think Hanky Panky but cheaper.